I wish they were born with smarter brains. I used to think, when I was little, that I was pretty smart, or at least pretty self-aware. I probably was, but kids today are just downright dumb. The crap that they watch on TV makes me want to take a baseball bat and repeatedly bash it against my head until there's nothing left, or at least until I pass out.
For example, Disney used to be ok. I could put up with it. But now, even retards don't get this stuff. My sisters are now watching a show called "Phineas and Ferb." I watched all of 2 minutes before I had suicidal thoughts. I'll post some quick pictures so you can understand how inane this is.
Well... actually, I was going to post more, but... that about says it all. This reminds me of when the youth used to meet in the weird ex-hospital-like building across the street from the church. We were there for probably a year, maybe more, I'm not sure. Maybe we still are (I have no idea). But one day the church decided that it was too dangerous for us kids to be crossing the street during the high-traffic times like Sunday morning and night and Wednesday night (all huge party times). What's the big deal, are kids not smart enough to outwit a car? I mean, the children learn to look both ways before crossing the street at like age two, you'd think a thirteen year old could manage to do it.
I think that any teenager stupid enough to get run over by a car actually deserves it for being so dumb. That's right, natural selection just chose you and it's coming for your little brother next. I feel like my neck is being squeezed each time a little kid does something stupid. Not careless, dumb, or accidental, I'm talking STUPID. As in a little boy sticking his face into a hot stove-plate or a little girl grabbing a walmart cake and turning it upside down so she can smile as it all falls to the ground in a plop. Those are the times I just want to pull out my (il)legal magnum (or just let them kill themselves by their cluelessness). For example,
But I must seem like I'm hating on kids, so let's do this - let's put less rules on kids and let them all battle it out, lord of the flies style. Desert them in a walmart, or someplace where they have everything they need, and just leave them be for a few months, locked up. Sure, they'll have fun for a while, but after the food starts to run out things will get interesting. And then the ones with strength shall survive and be deemed welcome into our global society. They then will have all of the rights of any normal citizen.
Any better ideas?
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Drew has done it again...
What is we put them all out in the woods with nothing? that way it wouldn't take months.